1. My weekend was terrible. All I did was work. I have the blisters on my hands to prove it.
2. But I'm going to Colorado tomorrow, so I don't care.
3. Saturday, my resident bullsnake, Bob, came by the barn. I'd just knocked down a bird's nest so I gave Bob one of the baby birds. He was thrilled.
4. I'm a little worried that I'm going to hell for feeding baby birds to snakes.
5. But I'm going to Colorado tomorrow, so I don't care.
6. Our receptionist's boyfriend drives a car that looks like it's from The Fast and The Furious. I've never met him, but I love him because of that. If I had a car that should have been in that movie, I'd have gotten my driver's license taken away by now.
7. I once got a speeding ticket 2 miles from my house. With my best friend in the car. Right across the street from my church. The only way it could have been more embarrassing was if my mom had drove by and waved while the sheriff was chewing me out.
8. Once the sheriff was out of sight, I started speeding again.
9. I have a hard time learning some lessons.
10. But I'm going to Colorado tomorrow, so I don't care.
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